Durian Jokes

I was looking at a bunch durians and told the taukea:

"Penangites are interesting ..."

the taukea ask:

"what do you mean?"

I said:

"don't you think so, the names of these durian are cool"

The taukea smiled and proudly said:

"Do you wanna try ling-fung-jiao, it looks small, but is has this strong aroma.

If not do you wanna try ling-qing-xia? not only it looks good, it taste bitter sweet."

I said:

"alrite! alrite! lets try 2 of each"
Honestly after trying them , they do indeed tasted not bad at all.

And then the taukea said:

"Do you wanna try our latest durian brand?"

I said:

"You have new brands too!"
"Yes! This new brand is called Koh Tsu Khoon."

I was amazed and ask:

"What is so special about this one?"
"This brand is actually not very special, but it has something that all other brand doesn't have."
"err! and what is that?"

The taukea smiled and said:

"That is because this brand is BO HOOD (tak dak biji)"

我看了看一摊卖榴莲的就说：“老板，你们槟城人很有意境。”
老板问：“这话怎么讲？”
我说：“不是吗？这些榴莲品种的名字就好听。”
老板骄傲的看着我笑笑说：“要不要试一试这林风娇的品种，它 看起来虽小，但味道够浓；又或者你想试一试这林青霞品种，它不仅外观美，味道可是苦中带甜。”
我说：“好！好！就各开两粒。”
吃过后，说真的味道还不错。
老板又说：“你还要不要试一试，我们最新的品种？”
我说：“你还有新品种啊！”
“有啊！这个品种好，叫许子根。”
我傻傻的看着他问：“这品种有什么特别吗？”
“这品种啊！其实跟其他的比起来没什么特 别，但有一样特色是其他品种没有的。”
“啊？那是什么？”
老板笑笑的说：“它 的特色就是BO HOOD (没 种子）。